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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
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That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they started crying, turned around and drove home.
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Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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