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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Gags die, humor doesn't
Jack Benny
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Gore Vidal
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Rod Schmidt
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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