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Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Fran Lebowitz
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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