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Suggest Revision: If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
 
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Suggest Revision: You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
 
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Suggest Revision: You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
 
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Suggest Revision: You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
 
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Suggest Revision: You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
 
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 Friends quotes 
Suggest Revision: I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
 
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 Funny quotes   Work quotes 
Suggest Revision: You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
 
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 Funny quotes   Wedding quotes 
Suggest Revision: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
 
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