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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes & Sayings
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71 entries tagged including 12 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
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You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
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You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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