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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

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Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

Charles Dickens

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I am an only child. I have one sister.

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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.

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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield

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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

George Bernard Shaw

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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.

William Shakespeare

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

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The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to

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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

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Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven

George Bernard Shaw

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

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