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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car.
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!
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