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Suggest Revision: Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
 
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Suggest Revision: All human rules are more or less idiotic.
 
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Suggest Revision: The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe.
 
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Suggest Revision: Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't.... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.
 
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Suggest Revision: Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
 
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Suggest Revision: Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
 
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Suggest Revision: Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
 
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