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Russell Baker Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
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Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them.
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
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The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
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What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.
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Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.
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Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on canned laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.
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Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British and all European society now is
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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