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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
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S.. without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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