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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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S.. is nobody's business except the three people involved
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S.. is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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There is no remedy for s.. but more s...
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between s.. and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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Remember, if you smoke after s.. you're doing it too fast.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
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S.. alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer s.. raises some pretty good questions
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