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Andy Rooney And Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Andy Rooney
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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Andy Rooney
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney
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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy Rooney
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Andy Rooney
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
W T Ellis
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney
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Hey darling, wake up, it is such a lovely Christmas morning. I wish you all the happiness in the world this Christmas. I promise to do all it takes to see you happy. Merry Christmas baby. You owe me a Christmas kiss!
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
Andy Rooney
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Andy Rooney
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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little s..y too which doesn't hurt.
Andy Rooney
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