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Aspirin Is Perfectly Legalegal Quotes & Sayings
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Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
George Sand
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No one perfectly loves God who does not perfectly love some of his creatures.
Marguerite De Valois
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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf
Oscar Wilde
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Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
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George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
Jim Frey
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Some people are so stressed trying to be perfectly flawless.... but I'm so HAPPY to be perfectly flawed.
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There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Lin Yutang
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Some things can be perfectly expressed by sound alone and images would only be disturbing. Other times, sound would be possible, but visuals are much stronger and closer to what I want to express and then again, they sometimes overlap perfectly.
Alva Noto
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I have come to learn that I am not perfect, nor will I ever be. and perfect is too hard. Im perfectly fine with being perfectly imperfect.
Unknown
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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
M F K Fisher
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You could tell I'm paper stackin, when you see my old school Chevy Capris Classic. Plus I got the speakers blastin, bangin, ride with me, you gon' need to bring some aspirin.
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You could tell I'm paper stackin, when you see my old school Chevy Capris Classic. Plus I got the speakers blastin, bangin, ride with me, you gon' need to bring some aspirin.
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Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.
Milton Friedman
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For what is the beloved? She is that which I myself am not. In the act of love, I am pure male, and she is pure female. She is she, and I am I, and clasped together with her, I know how perfectly she is not me, now perfectly I am not her, how utterly we are two, the light and the darkness, and how infinetly and eternally, not-to-be-comprehended by either of us is the surpassing One we make.
DH Lawrence
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I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
Paul McCartney
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We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
Gloria Estefan
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