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Suggest Revision: My Valentine runs on batteries.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, 'Hey, I did your mother last night...she's a whore.' I talked about what degenerates they were, and they proved me right. Just by saying something, I could make them mad enough to go home and slap their moms.
 
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Suggest Revision: I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...
 
Blackberry batteries last longer than relationships these days .
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Suggest Revision: Blackberry batteries last longer than relationships these days .
 
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Suggest Revision: I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
 
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Suggest Revision: Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck.
 
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