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Batteries Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Batteries" sorted by relevance. 28 matching entries found.
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I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
Demetri Martin
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For example, a breakthrough in better batteries could supplant hydrogen. Better solar cells could replace or win out in this race to the fuel of the future. Those, I see, as the three big competitors: hydrogen, solar cells and then better batteries.
Bob Inglis
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My Valentine runs on batteries.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
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Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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I firmly believe I am the sole cause for why hotel remote controls now have screws that lock in the batteries.
Jenny McCarthy
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.
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Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time.
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The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it was tough because my visibility was low.
Parker Stevenson
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This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
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A little before noon I sent orders to all my batteries to open fire through the streets or at any points where the troops were seen about the city, as a diversion in favor of Jackson.
James Longstreet
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Blackberry batteries last longer than relationships these days .
Nathaniel Aveyro
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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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The results would have stayed on the watch face until the batteries died. But trying to make time stand still this way would have been a mistake. It is just as important to erase times eventually as to save them at first.
Joe Henderson
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Of your own indefatigable labor from early dawn and of your explicit instructions, that the batteries should reserve their ammunition, until the grand charge should commence, for which the enemy were undoubtedly preparing.
John Bigelow
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He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.
Stephen Wright
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Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck.
Steven Colbert
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