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Butter Cookie Milkshake Quotes & Sayings
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
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Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter!
Blake Lively
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You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
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You will soon eat a cookie.
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Its about time I got out of that cookie.
Unknown
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C is for cookie.
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We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.
Joseph Goebbels
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Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone.
Krystiana Gonzalez
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
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Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
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Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.
Hermann Goering
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Typed like any other fortune cookie:
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Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?
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Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
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If I'm not singing for a few days, I go straight for a vanilla milkshake!
Cody Simpson
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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My McDonalds strawberry milkshake is extra amazing today!
Kendall Jenner
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