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Cartman And Quotes & Sayings
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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
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Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
33 Likes
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
South Park
8 Likes
MomKitty is being a dildo.
Eric Cartman
11 Likes
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
16 Likes
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
18 Likes
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
South Park
2 Likes
Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
South Park
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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
42 Likes
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
South Park
3 Likes
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
South Park
3 Likes
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
20 Likes
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
6 Likes
Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
26 Likes
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
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