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Christmas Secert Santa Quotes & Sayings
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very Happy & Joyous Christmas.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted. May all your wishes, dreams and desires come true this Christmas.
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You are the gift I ask Santa for every Christmas. Merry Christmas to the one I love.
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