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Disney Channel Funny Quotes & Sayings
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All the Disney Channel stars live right in the same neighborhood. I live on the same street as Hilary Duff and Miley [Cyrus] and the Jonas Brothers live down the block, and then Vanessa and Zac live right there too. Its so funny its like this whole little Disney community.
Ashley Tisdale
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If her favorite type of music is the shit from disney channel she's too young for you bro!
Unknown
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Remember when Disney was a good channel who used to talk about respect and used to be against racism and other stuff? I MISS THAT.
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Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fu..ing prince and marry him.
Jenna Marbles
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Just because youre on the Disney Channel and you always have a smile on your face, they think youre perfect, and its obvious that nobodys life really is.
Demi Lovato
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All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!
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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
Howard Stern
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I like the 'Science Channel,' the 'Discovery Channel,' I like 'Discovery Times,' which is a fabulous hybrid of the 'New York Times' and 'Discovery Channel.' Maybe I'm just an old man, but I like to watch that stuff.
James Marsters
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The jonas brothers are the reason I watch disney channel!
Jonas Brothers
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Watch out, they spit!
Aladdin
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I think I swallowed a bug!
A Bugs Life
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Reach for the sky!
Toy Story
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Blue punch buggie!
Lilo & Stitch
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
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I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.
The Little Mermaid
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Ooooh Miss Laaaady...
Donald Duck
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Boy, have you got your lions crossed.
The Lion King
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The food channel is basically just po.. for your stomach.
Unknown
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Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce
Finding Nemo
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