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Dogs And Babies Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dogs And Babies" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Leo Rosten
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Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
The Situation
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Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog.
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If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families.
Adriana Lima
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening
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All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.
Jeanne Moreau
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I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn
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Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.
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Babies need an Airplane Mode.
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I can't talk to babies in my normal voice.
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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When I was a little girl, I used to carry around other people's babies and say 'My baby.' So I was pretty determined to have babies!
Alicia Silverstone
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
Stephen Wright
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Babies are such a nice way to start people
Don Herold
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Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Ralph Wiggum
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Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Ralph Wiggum
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
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