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Dont Act Like A Good Mom On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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A great way to keep a romance alive in your relationship is to know how to cook a couple of your partners favorite meals. I make a really good lasagna, my mom taught me. I dont know many men who dont like lasagna.
Nicole Scherzinger
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
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Depending on what day of the week it is and what time of the month it is, I'm a good friend or not a good friend. I'm more or less a good mom or not a good mom, more or less a good mate or not a good mate. That's just life, whether or not you're public.
Amy Grant
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
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Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!'
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Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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Please dont act like you do. You dont care, I know you dont. Youve watched me destroy myself for too long now. If you really cared, you would have tried to stop it by now.
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Dont talk, just act. Dont say, just show. Dont promise, just prove.
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
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