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Suggest Revision: The more horrifying this world becomes, the more art becomes abstract.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 
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Suggest Revision: So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? Ohh they'll be fine
 
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Suggest Revision: Education can give you a skill, but a liberal education can give you dignity
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love
 
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Suggest Revision: Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night....Not even later, it's the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun. Oh...Sorry I'm late...Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?
 
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Suggest Revision: Is human love the growth of the human will ?
 
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