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I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If you're planning to jump up onstage during my set, please do not give me any bear hugs, because they fu..ing hurt. Listen to me, I'm dead serious. On the first night of last year's tour, this enormous guy jumped up onstage and gave me a huge bear hug. He crushed 3 of my ribs and I had to do the whole tour in absolute agony. I couldn't believe it, the first fu..ing show!
Ozzy Osbourne
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Oh, is that it? Your're just jealous! You're just jealous because you don't want anyone to know about us! You don't want it to get around that you and me... you are with a model! You don't want it to be known that you're fu..ing a model! Go ahead and say it, "I'm fu..ing a model!
Gia Carangi
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The thing that really stands out in my mind about Aerosmith is that we're still fu..ing together. Whatever we've done together and whatever we've become, is second to the fact that we're still doing this. I'm still in love with these guys. I'm not saying it didn't take a lot of work because drugs will take you and pull you apart. But it wasn't anything we shot up or put up our noses that gave us the edge - it was Joe Perry's fu..-all, being as abrasive as that motherfu..er is, and Brad Whitford's ear, Tom Hamilton's well-aimed simplicity and Joey Kramer's solid bed of backbeat. Keeping this band together has been the hardest and the happiest thing we've done in our lives. It's been a long time coming. So for all the other stuff that comes from Aerosmith, the most amazing thing is that we're still playing and still having some fu..ing fun.
Aerosmith
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fu..ing odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fu..ing breakfast?!"
Bill Hicks
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You can't stop fu..ing me over, can you?
Damon Wayans
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I'll kill your vibe if I so fu..ing please.
Kingsley
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I could do this, I could be a fu..ing housewife.
Gia Carangi
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Tired of being judged.Im fu..ing over it.
Unknown
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It's a fu..ing cigarette.
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I'm a fu..ing good person!
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To tell the truth, I'm only fu..ing with a few ni...s, if that!
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Sometimes I'm just fu..ing tired of life.
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I hate being not good enough. Nothing I do is right. I'm so fu..ing over it. I want to get out of here.
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I cant get over you. And the worst is that you have no fu..ing idea what you mean to me.
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I just love being let down, it's fu..ing lovely.
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'I fu..ing love Mondays!' Said no one ever.
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I'm too good for you and that's saying something considering I fu..ing suck.
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To tell the truth, I'm only fu..ing with a few ni...s, if that!
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You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fu..ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fu..ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
Bill Hicks
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If you dont want to die tonight, stop fu..ing with me.
TI
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