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Funny Birthday Middle Aged Quotes & Sayings
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The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
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The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.
C S Lewis
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The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
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There are two barriers that often prevent communication between the young and their elders. The first is middle-aged forgetfulness of the fact that they themselves are no longer young. The second is youthful ignorance of the fact that the middle aged are still alive.
Jessamyn West
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
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It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator.
Cyril Connolly
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Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.
Mike Myers
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Congratulations on looking like you only aged one year since your last birthday.
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I must say that you've aged gracefully, maturely and wisely. May age never show on your spirit or on your enthusiasm. Wishing you a great Birthday ahead.
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Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
Don Marquis
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Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
Don Marquis
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You're aged to perfection.
Unknown
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
Unknown
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heteros..ual men.
Kathy Griffin
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Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
Hervey Allen
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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