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Funny Birthday Middle Aged Quotes & Sayings
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.
Dick Van Dyke
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I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
Paul O'Grady
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I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.
Rabindranath Tagore
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I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.
Rabindranath Tagore
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I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.
Sting
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If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar, you're not going to go to a night club; and there are the museums.
Elizabeth Perkins
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People that are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives.
Walter Lippmann
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
Ian Dury
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well.
Diane Keaton
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Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives
Walter Lippmann
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I`m a middle aged businessman with chronic heart disease. I`m another teenaged suicide in a street that has no trees.
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He carried his childhood like a hurt warm bird held to his middle-aged breast.
Herbert Gold
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No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
Florida Scott-Maxwell
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
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I've always said, since I got to know him and wrote about him, that he's the generation he least appeals to is his own and I think in many ways he was born middle-aged and that's become apparent in recent years.
Anthony Holden
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Public and employer opinion often defeat society's best interests with a prejudice against middle-aged women.
Kate Smith
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When a middle-aged man says in a moment of weariness that he is half dead, he is telling the literal truth.
Elmer Davis
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