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Funny Carpenter J Quotes & Sayings
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My father was a carpenter, a very good carpenter. He also worked for the Jones boys. They were not family members, we weren't related at all. They started the policy racket in Chicago, and they had the five and dime store.
Quincy Jones
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By a Carpenter mankind was made, and only by that Carpenter can mankind be remade.
Desiderius Erasmus
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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
Charisma Carpenter
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A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.
Liz Carpenter
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You know, nothing is ever happily-ever-after. Ever.
Charisma Carpenter
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I enjoy money.
Karen Carpenter
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Well, they know that I'm not very anxious to get into one hour again.
Charisma Carpenter
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Not enough people in this world are happy.
Karen Carpenter
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Sure, I'd take the responsibility of queen any day.
Charisma Carpenter
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As I mentioned, I was a carpenter for a time.
Jack Vance
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I was a carpenter for a time and everybody watches what you do.
Jack Vance
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I went out with the mayor. I'm adult, and that was my decision.
Jennifer Carpenter
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Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying.
Humphrey Carpenter
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I like John Carpenter. I like some of his films more than others.
Guillermo Del Toro
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I'm a liberal arts junkie.
Mary Chapin Carpenter
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Anybody against women, against the ERA, should never be voted into office again.
Liz Carpenter
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Evil hiding among us is an ancient theme.
John Carpenter
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When I was first starting out, and I was less established, I was really concerned about being typecast.
Charisma Carpenter
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So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair.
Charisma Carpenter
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