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Funny Cold Mornings Quotes & Sayings
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You gave me life in the cold cold dark but you ran away in the mornings spark. Made me think that reality is not where I want to be.
Melissa Etheridge
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I don't like these cold mornings and warm days. Weather, make up your mind.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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Too cold to think.
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
Unknown
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair.
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
William Faulkner
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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If you are cold - youll warm somehow, if you are hungry - youll eat something, but if you feel cold in your heart and your soul - then it is terrible.
Celuvka Za Leka Nosht
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