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Funny Cupid Quotes & Sayings
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Dear cupid, Does true love even exist? because I am starting to doubt it. Am I tripping or am I being real. Where are you cupid when I need you here. Please cupid, please help me find love that's true. Cupid I need that real love and the only one that can help me find it is you.
Brianna Patterson
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person --a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case. When Adam long ago in Cupid's awful court (For Cupid ruled ere Adam was invented) Sued for Eve's favor, says an ancient law report, He stood and pleaded unhabilimented. You sue _in forma pauperis_, I see, Eve cried; Actions can't here be that way prosecuted. So all poor Adam's motions coldly were denied: He went away --as he had come --nonsuited. --G.J.
Ambrose Bierce
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So cupid never really made it
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And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Remove idleness from the world and soon the arts of Cupid would perish.
Francois Rabelais
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Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
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CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing s..ual love by a semis..less babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow --of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work --this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.
Ambrose Bierce
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A lover hung on her d.... I was hooked on her disease. Highly strung like Cupid's bow. Whose ar...s hungered meat.
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Congratulations to the perfect couple! Must say cupid did a great job bringing you together.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare
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Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare
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Why does Cupid never grow up? It symbolizes that love never grows old. Why does he throws ar..w to the heart? To remind that true love hurts.
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But love is blind, and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit, For if they could, Cupid himself would blush To see me thus transformed to a boy
William Shakespeare
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Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
Kahlil Gibran
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I done seen some ho.. leave some ni...s looking stupid. Cupid, yall aint players yall foolish spend ya last dollar on coochie.
Webbie
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Love is blind and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit; For if they could, Cupid himself would blush To see me thus transformed to a boy.
William Shakespeare
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare
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