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Funny Facebook Statuses Forr New Year Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
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Im a humble person, really. Im actually much greater than I think I am.
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Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Never on schedule, but always on time.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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