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Funny Girls Shoe Quotes & Sayings
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It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
Rachel Green
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You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking sho...
Allan Sherman
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Who will wear a shoe that hurts him, because the shoe-maker tells him 'tis well made?
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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I probably have, like, 100 pairs of sho... That's a pretty healthy shoe situation. I keep them in boxes with Polaroids on the front. That's how much of a shoe weirdo I am.
Kate Walsh
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
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I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes sho... The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl.
Amy Adams
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I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes sho... The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl.
Amy Adams
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I think people are going to like my new sho... I like them. I had a lot of success with the one last year, but this year's shoe is going to be a little different, but at the same time it's going to be a little spin-off on last year's shoe.
Vince Carter
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When a woman buys a pair of sho.., she never looks at the shoe. She stands up and looks in the mirror, she looks at the breast, the ass, from the front, from the side, blah blah blah. If she likes herself, then she considers the shoe.
Christian Louboutin
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For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out...
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
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They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
Laura Bush
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
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When there's uncertainty they always think there's another shoe to fall. There is no other shoe to fall.
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