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Funny Goodbye Toast Quotes & Sayings
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Let us toast the health of the bride; let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the person that tied; let us toast every guest in the room.
Unknown
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.
Kanye West
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Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. -Matt King
The Descendants
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Goodbye text books, hello texting. Goodbye class rooms, hello beach. Goodbye sneakers, hello flip flops. Goodbye school, hello summer 2012.
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A toast to the future. A toast to the past. A toast to all of you wherever you are far & near. I wish you the best.
Unknown
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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Where is the good in goodbye?
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Heres a toast to the future, A toast to the past, And a toast to our friends, far and near. May the future be pleasant; The past a bright dream; May our friends remain faithful and dear.
Unknown
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You are toast. It's like running a marathon. You can't think while you're doing it. Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse, the circle.
Christopher Meloni
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Sometimes to someone you love you want to say goodbye, but you can't get the words out. Because in your heart saying goodbye would just be a lie.
Mitch Cuento
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
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There's Hell in Hello and Good in Goodbye. That's why you shouldn't be afraid of goodbye, but careful with hello.
Unknown
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Whenever you have to say farewell to someone don't ever say goodbye, say see you later or in till next time but never goodbye. Saying goodbye is like saying see you never.
Gerardo
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Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted. Goodbye to those we though would never abandon us. And when these changes finally do occur, when the familiar has departed and the unfamiliar has taken its place, all any of us can really do is to say hello and welcome. -Mary Alice
Desperate Housewives
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For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and the pita and the croissants, too.
George Vecsey
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Never ever raise a toast for those deeds which you do for yourself, raise a toast to something which you do for others. Make it happen. Happy new Year.
Unknown
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