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Funny Howes Dont Wan Quotes & Sayings
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Your life should be the way you wan't it to be, not the way others wan't it to be.
Farah Mustafa
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
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The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter
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I dont know if everyone knows, Im Obi-Wan Kenobi on The Clone Wars. Im also a voice actor, I know people are looking at me saying whos this guy that looks like David Spade and sounds like Michael J Fox?.
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Unu dem dey a talk, that's true me white like chalk .Likkle little hole bwoy, go play they realest card. Dem holla aye p'wan me yard. That's true me modda mother work hard. Hundred foot 'cause she wan swim in ah the tide.
Collie Buddz
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
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Obi-Wan has taught you well.
Darth Vader
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The Force will be with you. Always.
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What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You dont get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
John Green
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Patience, use the Force, think.
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This weapon is your life.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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