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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
Hedy Lamarr
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then charge interest.
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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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You could get your wig clapped, kidnapped, bi...-slapped, A 2 to 4 could turn into a 6 flat, if that, C-4 to your moms front door, gift-wrapped, Whole fanbase could start thinkin' that your shit's wack, You could be at the gas station and get ya whip jacked, Get yapped, pay a ni... bread, get ya shit back, Right back, everything could change, just like that, Get pulled over on your way bringin' that white back.
French Montana
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You don't know me baby but I know you so well, Tried to make a fool of me, tried to ring my bell. Sneaking round behind my back didn't make me cry, But I'm gonna have my sweet revenge; pay back all your lies.
Motorhead
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I feel so good, but I havent told you all that, number one. I had to go through a phase where I had to do something for myself. After I won the heavyweight title I came back down and of course there were going to be consequences for that. Because I did something that someone doesnt do every day. It had been 106 years since a former middleweight champion won the heavyweight title. To accomplish that feat, there is a price to pay when you do something historic. People dont understand that. Look at Muhammad Ali. He was at the top but look at the price he has to pay now. He went so high to the top that no one knew the consequences he was going to have to pay. We have to pay a price for the things we do and a lot of times people dont realize that. My Christian brothers and sisters know exactly what I am taking about because if you dont sacrifice, then you are wasting your time. I knew I was going to have to sacrifice and I paid the price. I am not sure if that was the sacrific
Roy Jones Jr
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Some pay to see me win, some pay to see me lose, but they all pay.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
Ron Kittle
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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
Bette Davis
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Keep your word or karma will pay you back.
Amanda Bynes
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay.
Charles Dickens
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I say fu.. sleep stayed up, fu.. you pay up. Always got a pay check, never took a pay cut.
Big Sean
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