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You might hold an ethical position that it's wrong to lie, but if you have plans for a war in Iraq, and you want to keep them secret for practical reasons - to reduce casualties, perhaps - and someone asks you about those plans, you may need to lie for a 'good' outcome.
Peter Singer
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I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. (Jeremiah 29:11)
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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God won't tell you His plans are the best, He will show you his plans are the best. Way better than what we make and call plans.
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I came to dance, dance, dance, dance I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans.
Taio Cruz
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Douglas Adams
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God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you.
Unknown
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For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jerimiah 29:11
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Some people have reach the highest branch to see it's the wrong tree.
Unknown
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How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Unknown
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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
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In this business it's difficult to make plans. I think the plans follow you and find you.
Julie London
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You can make plans but if the opposition plays well, then all your plans become worthless.
David Gower
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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
Andy Dick
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I think ditching someone or making plans with someone else when you already have plans is one of the rudest things you can do.
Unknown
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If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.
Susan Olsen
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.
Napolean Hill
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I'm on my A-game, never switch plans to B. The man you see, see, I got plans to be. In position where I ain't gotta carry grams with me. When I ride 45 in my hand with me.
D Block
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