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Funny Police Keeping Watch Quotes & Sayings
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We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fu.. each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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To one who believes that really good industrial conditions are the hope for a machine civilization, nothing is more heartening than to watch conference methods and education replacing police methods.
Frances Perkins
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Television is a powerful medium that has to be used for something better than sitcoms and police shows. On the other hand, if you don't recognize the forces that play on what people watch and what they don't then you're a fool and you should be in a different business.
Roone Arledge
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