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Funny Police Officerfunny Police Officer Quotes & Sayings
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
Unknown
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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Asking questions is an essential part of police investigation. In the ordinary sense a police officer is free to ask a person for identification without implicating the Fourth Amendment.
Anthony Kennedy
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Unknown
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Unknown
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people? Or is it just me?
Unknown
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Police officer: Were you texting and driving? Person: Of course not. I was tweeting.
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