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Funny Raccoon Problems Quotes & Sayings
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A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
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In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives are the ones that we inevitably have to face, like old age, illness, and death. Trying to avoid our problems or simply not thinking about them may provide temporary rel.
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Once I put my problems into perspective, how long should I leave them in?
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Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Amit Verma
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
Unknown
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You are nothing without your problems....Solving problems makes you stronger & move forward. Imagine how terrible could life be without problems, when all your worries are gone...when you're a free bird, when theres nothing to be solved.
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Technology causes problems as well as solves problems. Nobody has figured out a way to ensure that, as of tomorrow, technology won't create problems. Technology simply means increased power, which is why we have the global problems we face today.
Jared Diamond
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Do not think about your problems too much, because your Problems don't really care about you!
Carlix Collins
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When one's own problems are unsolvable and all best efforts frustrated, it is lifesaving to listen to other people's problems.
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The best way to solve problems is to forsee them before they finally become problems.
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The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
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Most of the problems originate with a lie so to have less problems you need to be honest and truthful.
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Problems can make you smarter. Problems can also make you poorer. How you deal with problems will dictate your success.
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As you see the political problems are closely connected with the economical problems. With the help of politics, we will open the way for the economy and this is why all these problems are included in the program of the newly elected government.
Ibrahim Rugova
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