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Funny Restaurant Quotes & Sayings
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Nothing goes perfectly, especially when you're opening a restaurant.
Bobby Flay
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Thats why I can walk up into any restaurant and close the whole thing. See, even G couldnt F with it.
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I have the restaurant, too. I serve Southwest, barbecue.
Mickey Gilley
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My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter Griffin
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
Tim Vine
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I opened a restaurant that had nothing but California wines.
Paul Prudhomme
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Like going to my favorite restaurant, it can sometimes get hard. I just can't go to the mall.
Hilary Duff
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I'm not a TV guy. I'm a restaurant chef and a businessman.
Emeril Lagasse
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If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.
Mickey Gilley
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I would work as a cook, get a little money, then open another restaurant.
Paul Prudhomme
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Go out to a new restaurant, do something nice for each other and make sure your time together is just about the two of you.
Unknown
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The hardest novel to write was Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant.
Anne Tyler
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It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.
Federico Fellini
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
P G Wodehouse
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There are advantages to being a star though - you can always get a table in a full restaurant.
Ingrid Bergman
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Being branded number one restaurant in the world is actually very humbling.
Heston Blumenthal
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I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes.
Wolfgang Puck
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