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Funny School Starts Soon Quotes & Sayings
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School is like riding a roller coaster. When it starts you want it to stop, but when it stops, you want it to start again.
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Letters starts with A B C, numbers starts with 1 2 3, music starts with do re mi and love starts with you and me.
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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Jazz is the big brother of the blues. If a guy's playing blues like we play, he's in high school. When he starts playing jazz it's like going on to college, to a school of higher learning.
BB King
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I hate school for the simple fact it starts so damn early...
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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I swear I'm like a completely different person during the summer. I'm so carefree but when school starts, bammm I'm not.
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Jazz is the big brother of the blues. If a guy's playing blues like we play, he's in high school. When he starts playing jazz it's like going on to college, to a school of higher learning.
B B King
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Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love stars with YOU and ME!!
Ritu Ghatourey
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
American Dad
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Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling on random people.
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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