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Funny Short Smoking Quotes & Sayings
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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I'm chain smoking loud like it's a Newport. Dad wasn't around, my father figure was Too Short.
2 Chainz
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2 Chainz smoking loud like it's a newborn. Dad wasn't around, my father figure was Too Short.
2 Chainz
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Unknown
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
Nat King Cole
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I know you think you hot, but you really not boy you must be smoking crack, I'm just smoking pot.
Gucci Mane
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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain
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Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
Eric Roberts
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I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire.
Wiz Khalifa
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
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Everybody smoking papers, nobody smoking blunts. bi...es rolling weed and my ni...s fu..ed up yeaaaaaaaaa its a partyyyyyyyy, oh, its a party.
Wiz Khalifa
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I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.
Joe Eszterhas
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
Unknown
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
Unknown
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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