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Funny Short Smoking Quotes & Sayings
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Barbara Kelly
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Barbara Kelly
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Unknown
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What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future, that future. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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Cigarettes. I managed to give them up for a year and a half but they just lured me back, but then I managed to throw them away again this morning. And now there's no smoking in New York, no smoking in the bars. There's nowhere to smoke anymore, so maybe that'll stop me.
Rachel Weisz
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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
Edith Zittler
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
Paballo Nhambiri
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I have a lot of friends who have wanted to specifically quit smoking marijuana because they felt that it was having a negative effect on their lives, and I absolutely supported them doing so. Then I have other friends who I've coerced into smoking because I thought it would be great for them.
Alanis Morissette
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I was smoking a huge amount and having real bad premonitions and then I got this role where the guy dies of cancer. The film P.S. I Love You made me contemplate death and realize I was playing Russian roulette with my health. I've since stopped smoking.
Gerard Butler
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Remember, if you smoke after s.. you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
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Remember, if you smoke after s.. you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
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Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese.
Unknown
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Every smoker has a story, if u tell them smoking kills, may be something is already killing them....
Unknown
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Smoking weed doesn't make you a hippie. Being a hippie is a mentality; a lifestyle of pure inner peace and tranquility. Having a free soul.
Unknown
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Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?' Well, we don't want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass destruction.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of magazines, smoking cigars. Give me a break. I didn't want to be a part of that. I don't like popular.
James Coburn
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What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America.
Arthur Helps
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Smoking is the now the principal avoidable cause of premature death in Britain. It hits the worst off people hardest of all. Smoking is one of the principal causes of the health gap which leads to poorer people being ill more often and dying sooner.
Frank Dobson
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
Unknown
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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