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Funny Teeth Y Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Teeth Y" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.
Unknown
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy Chase
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
Carol Burnett
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I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things, get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.
Helena Bonham Carter
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Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride.
Unknown
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I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25.
Ian Hart
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
Unknown
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Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.
James Brown
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Winter either bites with its teeth or lashes with its tail.
Unknown
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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth!
Unknown
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You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
Lawrence Kasdan
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Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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