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Funny To Put On Water Bottle Labels Quotes & Sayings
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
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It is wise to bring some water, when one goes out to look for water
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You better put some water on that damn shit! -Mr. Jones
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A woman is like a tea bag, you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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How do you get rid of hiccups? Drink water upside-down and put a pencil in your mouth. Is that possible?
Heidi Montag
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We put the Children to death... by throwing them overboard and shooting out their brains in the water.
George Percy
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A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
Nancy Reagan
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Can I just tell you that I am having the ride of my life right now? I wish I could take what I'm feeling right now and put it in the water system, and we would all love each other a whole lot more.
Jamie Foxx
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I've always felt that s..uality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized and labeled, and I think labels are for food. Canned food.
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Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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The next time you think youre perfect, try walking on water.
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A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Nancy Reagan
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Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday
Zora Neale Hurston
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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