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Funny Twitter Bio Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.'
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99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.
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Nice guys finish lunch.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
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Let me bi... at you every day until you sort your shit out.
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Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless.
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Born at a very young age.
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If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...
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When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.
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Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.
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Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.
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I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
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Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything.
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I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.
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If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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