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Funny Wednesday Statusday Status Quotes & Sayings
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For Catholics, today is Ash Wednesday. For Rastafarians, I believe it's called Hash Wednesday.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Every Wednesday is Ash Wednesday if you're a crackhead.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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In this brief transit where the dreams cross The dream-crossed twilight between birth and dying Ash Wednesday.
TS Eliot
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Today is Ash Wednesday, a day when we contemplate our mortality. I rubbed my cancer scar, said a prayer of thanks and moved on.
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Praying with all who enter into a special fast and spiritual sobriety today on Ash Wednesday. May we all come before our Savior in humility.
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Ash Wednesday is full of joy...The source of all sorrow is the illusion that of ourselves we are anything but dust.
Thomas Merton
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The first person that I see on Ash Wednesday with a cross on their forehead always scares the living daylights out of me until I remember.
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Most gracious God we come praying on this Ash Wednesday as we remember our Lord Jesus' trek toward Calvary. Thank you for such love, Amen.
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Ash Wednesday a day that reminds us were not here forever, and challenges us to live the very best everyday.
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On this Ash Wednesday let's make our first sacrifice of turning over to The Lord every anxiety and fear.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Today is Ash Wednesday so don't tell people that their foreheads are dirty.
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Repent and believe in the gospel. A Blessed Ash Wednesday to all my fellow Catholics.
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I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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