TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Fuuny White Elephant Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Fuuny White Elephant" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Money
Hunting
Pothead
Famous
Friends
Food
Body
It Is What It Is
Humor
Photo Captions
Racism
Discrimination
White Black
Harmony
Animals
News
Life
Friendship
Show more
Government
Healthy Eating
Writing
Art
God
Living
Freedom
Justice
America And Americans
Globalization
Funny Summer
Trust
Humility
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Racism
Judgement
Stupidity
America
Morning
Facebook Status
Politics
Elections
Political Leaders
Politicians
Presidency
American And Americans
Caring
Women
QUOTES
For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
14 Likes
Funny quotes
Money quotes
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
26 Likes
Hunting quotes
Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.
Unknown
13 Likes
Pothead quotes
White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
2 Likes
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
32 Likes
Famous quotes
In the 21st century, white America got a wake-up call after 9/11/01. White America and the western world came to realize that people of color had not gone away, faded into the woodwork or just 'disappeared' as the Great White West kept on its merry way of ignoring black concerns.
Jeremiah Wright
1 Likes
When we don't have information, we go to the simplest outlook, to black and white. But then we have to lie to ourselves. Black is never as black as you're painting it and white is never as white.
Patricia Sun
0 Likes
I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
Jeff Gannon
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Why don't they go ahead and change the name of the White House to the West House. They want to do away with the heritage of White Settlement and destroy the history of White Settlement.
Alan Price
2 Likes
The very first time I was on a car in Atlanta, I saw the conductor - all conductors are white - ask a Negro woman to get up and take a seat farther back in order to make a place for a white man. I have also seen white men requested to leave the Negro section of the car.
Ray Stannard Baker
8 Likes
I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
1 Likes
They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
3 Likes
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
Aerosmith
1 Likes
I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
XV
1 Likes
Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
1 Likes
Black boy, white boy, Clean black boy, white boy clothes, Black boy, white boy style, Makes the black girl, white girl notice me, Everybody looking like what do I have on.
Travis Porter
12 Likes
It goes in one Ear, and right out the other, people talkin' shit, but you know I never bother
Cage The Elephant
8 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 26
Being A Girl
Being Humble
Best Friends
Bible
Fake People
Funny
Gossip
Inspiration
Love
Mistake
Monday
Moving On
Negative
Negativity
People Change
Progress
Self-Esteem
Strength
Team Building
Worry
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™