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Gold Egg Chicken Quotes & Sayings
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
Arnold H Glasow
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.
Jon Cryer
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold...but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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You should trust people by their actions, not by what is spoken out of them. Because, a person may have a heart of gold, but then again...so does an egg.
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
Danny Pudi
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson
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