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Haiter Waiter Quotes & Sayings
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Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes
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If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter
Lil Wayne
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I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider
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What's the damage waiter? Financially or medically?
Robert D Dangoor
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
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I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter.
Lil Wayne
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam
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Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Rachel Green
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A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov
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Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater.
Drake
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I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.' Which is great. It's really fantastic to be able to say that, because I know it's hard to do.
Paul Feig
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The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a dam' good head waiter.
Nubar Gulbenkian
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S Kaufman
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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One day you're filling out applications to be a waiter, and the next you're nominated for an Oscar. This business is crazy.
Alec Baldwin
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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
Anchorman
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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
Anchorman
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There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill Bryson
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Hit the trap, stay down watch the pape.r Wake up Boomin out da house and J askin for a Waiter.
OJ Da Juiceman
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The preacher is not a chef; he's a waiter. God doesn't want you to make the meal; He just wants you to deliver it to the table without messing it up. That's all.
John Macarthur
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