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I Dont Mind Ketchup On My Ho Quotes & Sayings
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being pissed I didn't get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.
Jennifer Lawrence
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Everything and everyone you hate rents permanent space in both your head and heart. So if you want to eliminate something or someone from your mind, dont hate. Instead, disconnect yourself, move on, and dont look back.
Melchor Lim
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Here's to the girls that dont wake up with perfect hair. Who dont mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who dont wear 50 pounds of make up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweat pants than jeans. Who love the comfort of t shirts. Who dont get all the guys. Who arent 'popular' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who arent afraid to break a nail. Who dont always get what they want. Who dont need a guy to tell them their beautiful. Here's to the girls that are just like me.
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Deep Analyzer here (over analyzer @ times)....drives me crazy sometimes, but it denfinitly is cheaper than therapy...lol.....Its only when you dont learn from your self theraputic thoughts (conversations) with yourself, the analyzation (or lack of) turns into a multitude of unrecognized emotions, feelings..... Dont be Afraid to explore your own mind. You may just figure somrthing out ~JMarie~
Jill Marie Glover
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You can fu.. off if you dont like me; remember its mind over matter. I dont mind and you dont matter.
Unknown
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I dont like needy people. I dont mind helping you every once in a while, but you're annoying as heck.
Unknown
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Dont listen to, what people say. They dont know about you and me. Put it out of your mind cause its jealousy. They don't know about this here.
Unknown
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I dont care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time...and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heteros..ual ones...I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.
Betty White
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No, I dont have anything to hide. I just dont like people looking through my phone.
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men are all cheaters in some way or another if they dont cheat on you its crossed thier mind daily. Dont take him back or youll always feel second best.
Unknown
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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I don't mind you being blunt & fearless while speaking your mind. There's a way of talking to people, though & dont cross that line with me.
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When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.
Daffy Duck
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
Mario Lemieux
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I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his s..uality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I dont mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I dont mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fu..ed, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.
Anais Nin
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
Unknown
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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