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I Think God Is A Giant Vibrator In Quotes & Sayings
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I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.
David Arquette
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A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself.
Robert Burton
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He was definitely a father figure for all of us. Once you were a Giant, you were always a Giant.
George Martin
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The best s.. I have ever had was with my vibrator.
Eva Longoria
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So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is.
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At some point you have to realize you're fed up and get a vibrator.
Unknown
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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
Samantha Jones
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They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Jay-Z
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They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Jay Z
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They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Jay Z
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They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Jay-Z
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It doesn't take an army to bring a giant down...it takes one person who is willing to risk it all to defend the Name of God.
Unknown
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
Jersey Shore
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I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet.
Carry Nation
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May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike.
Unknown
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What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.
Edward Abbey
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The oak sleeps with the acorn, the giant sequoia tree sleeps in it's tiny seed. The bird wait's in the egg, God waits for his unfoldment in man.
Funkadelic
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I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
Snooki
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I like to see oral s.. and manual s.. and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator s...
Betty Dodson
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Not the goods of the world, but God. Not riches, but God. Not honors, but God. Not distinction, but God. Not dignities, but God. Not advancement, but God. God always and in everything.
St Vincent Pallotti
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