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 Jack Dee quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
 
 Jack Irons quotes 
Suggest Revision: After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jack's Car, but that didn't last.
 
 Jack Nicholson quotes 
Suggest Revision: With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
 
 Jack Nicklaus quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
 
 Jack Handey quotes 
 Life quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
 
 Jack Nicholson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
 
 Jack Benny quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
 Jack Handey quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
 
 Jack Johnson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Don't let your dreams be dreams
 
 Jack Benny quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
 
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