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Jobs Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
Unknown
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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
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There are very few jobs that actually require a pe..s or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Florynce R Kennedy
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Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Dale Carnegie
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Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Dale Carnegie
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Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Dale Carnegie
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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You raise taxes and you kill jobs. That's why the National Federation of Independent Businesses said your plan will kill 700,000 jobs. I don't want to kill jobs in this environment.
Mitt Romney
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It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
Edmund S Muskie
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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Steve Jobs
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I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
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Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money.
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
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3 Jobs that changed the world: Hand, Blow and Steve.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are really not many jobs that actually require a pe..s or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Gloria Steinem
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Our thinking behind these agreements is that we want all jobs in General Motors to be good jobs.
Charles E Wilson
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Government does not create jobs, it only creates the conditions that make jobs more or less likely.
Mitch Daniels
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Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Malcolm S Forbes
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There's lots of interesting jobs in the profession besides acting, and I like to try and keep an eye on and understand other people's jobs, rather than just my own.
Sarah Sutton
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